Top Ten List of Bad Dreams for Mineral Collectors:

10. Collecting partner bursting with song.

9. Opening your backpack on arrival at a locality, you find only your kid's schoolbooks.

8. Sirens.

7. A lovely pond where the pit used to be.

6. Specimen bag is too heavy on the way out.

5. Specimen bag is too light on the way out.

4. A rattling noise in the rockpile.

3. Your spouse has "cleaned up" your mineral collection.

2. Hammer-seeking lightning.

1. A tour bus parked at your favorite locality.

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