Top Ten Qualities to Look for in a Collecting Partner:

10. Large backpack for carrying your specimens.

9. Preferred by ticks and biting flies.

8. Shares his secrets.

7. Can drive in his sleep.

6. Already has too much of whatever is found.

5. Can't whistle and doesn't try.

4. Willing to hold the chisel.

3. Has a permanent "kitchen pass".

2. Can't get enough of your engrossing stories.

1. Negotiates brilliantly with the authorities.

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