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Hi Guys,
I am not too good at this attachment business so I can only hope that this one gets attached so that you can see it...

my caption is:
Guess who won this drag race?

He ain't heavy, he's my brother.

Thats a small truck, you should see what the big ones do.

The morning after Joe discovered the boss was sleeping with his wife.

This is what happens when you speed in a work zone.

Stairway to heaven?

Just who does she think she is, messing with my Man?!

I just wanted to avoid that rock coming from the right and having priority!

Now that, Jim, is how we deal with strike breakers at our quarry....

or maybe

Hey Bob, was that a police roadblock we just went through???

or finally

The newer, tougher, enforcement measures, against sneaking minerals across the border...

Can you imagine? He thought he was going to be able to drive out of here with an SUV full of specimens.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, was the last entry in our Monster Truck Rally

Introducing the Lincoln Obliteratorâ„¢.
Make a Lasting Impressionâ„¢.

(make sure and insert any national geographic narrator voice of your choice while reading this)

Having travelled many hard days through the quarry the starving mine truck had finally managed to make a kill. His workload had made him very weary but his instincts pushed him to continue. He gorges himself knowing that this may be his last meal until he finally acquires a mate.....



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/29/2008 07:43PM by Jason B. Smith.

Ray’s caption “Guess who won this drag race?


Retort…�talk about sore losers!�

The little white SUV kept saying, I think I can! I think I can!

I think Jason won that won. I almost fell out of my chair laughing to that.

I kind of had the same reaction to Paul Stahl's, and sadly he got it in before I did.