Wulfenite Crystal & Gem Essence Remedy

Yep - the headline tells it all:
Wulfenite essence


It seems thay haven't even bothered to match description and item:

"Wulfenite - 1 x 10ml Bottle

Eliminates impurities from the body when due to wrong diet.

Emotional/mental - Turquoise stimulates psychic gifts and helps with the development of communication skills. It promotes emotional stability and a state of peacefulness at a mental level. It can also help to clear fears of psychic attack or being adversely affected by negativity. The energy of Turquoise can be used to remind us of forgotten knowledge or abilities from the past that we can use in our current life situation."


But, hey! Wulfenite does make you feel good!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm... lead, tasty! One could save money and just eat some old paint chips. Or perhaps the solubility is so low that this stuff is harmless?

Ewwww..

Just...

Ewww..

I sincerely do not trust the health-enhancing abilities of someone who recommends drinking a lead-based mineral as a way to detoxify (Whatever THAT means anyways) the body.

I wanted to add:

I just do not get it.

If you check out her other items, it becomes even more bizarre.

She also offers 'Ascended Master Babaji Essence'....

So, is this just the Ascended Master's used bathwater !!?

Yuck...

I will stick to Cola if I want to wash out my insides, thank you very much.

Perhaps we have all chosen the wrong line of work. Looks to be some folks earning easy $$$ out there.

Is "wulfenite essence" any weirder than homeopathic medicine? And in some countries with high technology and good science education, the health insurance system actually pays for homeopathic medicines! Go figure. Perhaps they would pay for essence of wulfenite too?

What a nightmare! Snake oil salesperson from Hell. Recommending a dosage for children stating, "Children should start with a dosage of 4 drops 2 x a day. "Terms of Sale" disclaimer aside, there is such a thing as implied warranty and misrepresentation. What the heck is in this crap anyway??? Hope to God it's only distilled water. Some poor dumb schmuck may decide he (or) she want to save a bit of money and make their own, instead of buying this crap. What a nightmare. How far have we really come beyond the Dark Ages? I usually avoid commenting on this crap but this one really takes the cake! How can this person sleep at night. What an @#$%^&!.

I think I'll start selling Essence of Horseshit.

LOL

Alfredo, "Perhaps they would pay for essence of wulfenite too?"
Do you think I could talk my health insurance representive into just paying for wulfenite crystals for me?
I'll see what health benifits they provide while in my display case.
AK

Steve

Good idea!
Can I be your certified supplier of the raw material : o We have a stable nearby!

From that e/bay site: We only sell natural, (certified organic) and professional quality products from trusted and certified suppliers.
All the items in my shop are supplied by high quality suppliers.

It really is a wonder how people can come up with anything to make money,
instead of using their "brain" for something more fruitful, but apparently there must be enough "fools" around to by such nonsence.

I´l start to sell essence of used mineralogical socks, with some amount of sweat, mud, quartz, calcite,(sometymes wulfenite) and unknown organic substances. I hawe plenty of them.

Certainly Essence of Horseshit would be natural, organic, and therefore good for you.

Let's see, I have pulled out my wulfenite specimens--which one should I take a bite out of??? ROTFL

Linda Smith
Rock Mama and Boogie Boarding Grandma

Okay, since Linda is hungry now, I decided to offer one of my Wulfenites on the Mindat Mineral Menu.

Enjoy Linda!





Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/22/2009 09:50PM by Bri Dragonne.

You want friedelites with that? Maybe a large sodalite to drink?

Friedelites would only serve to awaken my Apatite, but I could sure use a Sodalite right now.

I prefer my Wulfenite on the rocks, thank you very much!!! And i can get all the same theraputic benefits by planting my butt in a dump pile at Loudville! The only thing it doesn't do is fix my spelling Andy

Bri, do you have a fluor-apatite or a hydroxy-apatite or should I say an apatite-(CaF)?

Peter Lyckberg Wrote:
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> From that e/bay site: We only sell natural,
> (certified organic)

Wow! Organic minerals! Completely natural! Double price.

Strange enough, i know some people would buy that as well!