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GeneralA little minerolinguistic humor . . .
29th Aug 2014 20:25 UTCEd Clopton 🌟 Expert
Say, I just came across a sorta joke that nobody seems to have noticed, mineral-historywise. The same fella who discovered and named Uranium (von Reichenstein) discovered soon after a sort of faux-tin metalloid which he promptly named Tellurium. Well, when I saw that, the Greek-and-Latin junkie in me sat up and guffawed.... I asked what fer, and he said, "Doncha get it? Οὐρανός & Tellus -- 'Heaven and Earth!' Haaaaw haaaw haaaw ! ! !" (He's full of himself sometimes.)
Too bad (or maybe just as well) the Mindat message board doesn't have a Humor category . . . .
4th Sep 2014 07:55 UTCPeter Haas
4th Sep 2014 09:50 UTCStefan Oertel
Cheers,
Stefan
4th Sep 2014 11:51 UTCcascaillou
Who really is the geologist?
-someone who takes pictures of his wife only for scale
-someone who can date extinct species but can't remember his wife birthdate
-someone who actually expects his wife to understand that every single of the many pebbles spread all through the house is important.
-someone who can't refrain from scratching his own home windows with pieces of rock
-someone who, for all the above reasons, needs a very understanding wife.
-someone who drinks more beer than water while hiking
-someone who, during a walk in nature, will always let you know that he sees more than you do. Especially if you don't care.
-someone who will laugh at his own highly refined jokes about cleavages
-someone you don't want to tell that 'diamonds are forever' because he might prove you wrong, just for science sake.
-someone who won't feel comfortable among people that can't make the difference between a rock and a mineral
-someone who compulsively scraps moss in the woods because there must be rock underneath
-a bearded person who won't hesitate passing US customs wearing safety shoes still stained with ANFO
-someone who will have to try hard and convince the same customs officers that an Estwing is a tool, not a weapon.
-someone who wasn't impressed by the passage into year 2000 as that's still nothing but plain old cenozoic
-someone who believes that a diamond could scratch Chuck Norris. No way.
4th Sep 2014 14:46 UTCcascaillou
Na.
4th Sep 2014 15:25 UTCcascaillou
"Geologist might be weird. Many geologists think about rocks and minerals while laying in bed at night. This is pretty strange behaviour since the rest of the population thinks about normal but way less interesting things such as sports, politics, you name it, only geologists think about rocks."
4th Sep 2014 16:44 UTCRob Woodside 🌟 Manager
4th Sep 2014 18:30 UTCDavid Baldwin
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> anyone know a good joke about sodium deposits?
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> Na.
16 sodium atoms walked into a bar, followed by Batman.
5th Sep 2014 00:46 UTCDaniel Levesque
Can't stop chuckling over that bookcase cartoon. Not my FAULT.
5th Sep 2014 01:36 UTCcascaillou
Just one, but hundreds will apply for the job.
5th Sep 2014 02:23 UTCcascaillou
5th Sep 2014 18:52 UTCcascaillou
-a magnificent fossil will always be embedded in almost unbreakable rock
-the magnificent fossil is always oriented perpendicularly to that rock cleavage plane
-the geologist always feels like striking the rock one more time, only to realize that was one time too many
-consequently, a magnificent fossil is always recovered as a bunch of ugly rock shards
-the beauty of the fossil is always proportional to the length of the curse uttered by the geologist who just broke it
-at that point, Murphy's law finishes the geologist off: it starts raining.
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